You're our team.
And we're in-it-to-win-it for the Cult. Follow these easy steps to ensure victory for you and your friends. Step One: Order the Super Sampler. Step Two: Unbox said Sampler at your Super Bowl Party.
Boom. You've won, because this Super Sampler, dear cult, is victory. It's a melange of flavor. It's a boutique oyster bar experience. In a box.
Truro Pearl from Cape Cod is deep-cupped and pretty: a mouthful of intense mineral brine, decadent...
Get Fired Up
So I'm ready to attack, gonna lead the pack
Gonna get a touchdown, gonna take you out
That's right, put your pom-poms down, getting everyone fired up
Take a leaf out of Gwen's playbook, and get everyone fired up. Your sure-fire way to keep your Game Day fans happy? First: Oysters. Second: Tequila.
Easy Peasy. Lemon Squeezy.
1. Melt butter
2. Add crushed herbs and...
Meditate on Gulmuchim 굴무침
It's official, Cult. Winter's here, the holidays are in the rearview, and our resolutions are...shall we say...in progress? Fast forward to comforting soups and spicy food like Korean Galmuchim 굴무침 (seasoned fresh oysters) the balm of the winter soul, and the enormously cheerful and encouraging words of Sam Sifton (New York Times).
"You've just got to breathe. You've just got to get through whatever it is this morning has brought you and remember that there are people who love you and people you love, and if you can get to the market on the way home you can cook...
2020 here we come
The French know how to live: No one who's been to Paris could disagree. They live life, and they enjoy it. Food isn't perfunctory, it's savored with laughter, conversation, and style...Et mais bien sûr, they ring in New Year's with oysters. It's tradition.
Dear cult: we wish you bonne chance (good luck), la paix (peace), and l'amour (love) in the new year. We'll be with you in spirit: imbibing oysters and champagne and dancing in the moonlight. 2020 here we come 🍾🍾 🍾
Setting the scene à Paris
Eleanor Beardsley from NPR talks...
This week on... Real Oyster Cult LIVE
SCENE: THANKSGIVING DAY
Tony Bennet is crooning. "Turkey hands" hang on the fridge. THE FAMILY is gathered around the kitchen island. Awkward silence descends as REALLY GLUM TEENAGER enters.
Clearly, this is a come-down-from-your-room-OR-you’re-not-seeing-your-friends-later-situation.
AUNT JACKIE, (the fun aunt who's not really related) cracks a joke, enveloping the TEENAGER in a big bear hug. TEENAGER manages a watery, pained (smile?)
UNCLE BOB and DAD's WEIRD ACCOUNTANT FRIEND, (Mom takes pride in inviting at least one stray), stare at their pints like the secret to conversation might bubble up in their beers.
Politics is definitely off the table.
DAD enters the...