It's a wild ride
And all the cool cats will come out to play, and by cool cats we don't mean the feline variety (though our cat Penny Lane knows a wildly good oyster when she sees one). We mean your friends, your crew, your people. Because this isn't an everyday Light Beer sort of oyster, this is a Kraft batch, distinct, rich, and they'll all want a taste. After all, we're talking about WILDCAT.
September Bliss is yours
YAAAS. The kids are back to school. And you are back to sanity? Maybe. Who is, really? Maybe you don't have kids? Lucky. Just kidding. Or they're all grown up. Point is, we've created the ultimate handful to bring you September bliss. Because wherever you are in life, September comes hard and you deserve a vacation from your vacation.
A labor of love
We're over the moon you've joined the cult to celebrate the badass bivalve that's delicious, nutritious, and working hard to save the oceans. It's almost Labor Day, and we'd like to say THANK YOU for working with us on our mission, and HELLO + WELCOME to all the new faces.
We're Sims + Rob, founders of Real Oyster Cult. We have four kids and an oyster farm in Duxbury, MA. Real Oyster Cult is a true labor of love. It's...
Make Labor Day a play day
Badminton is the perfect backyard sport. Get a nice rally going. Saunter over for a sip of Sancerre. Snag an oyster. Play a few points. Try another oyster. Perhaps, a Paine's Creek from Brewster: new this week.
Paine's Creek pairs perfectly with badminton, because it's briny and bouncy with mineral undertones from two fresh water creeks that'll elevate your game, and citrus notes which'll triple the impact...
Get shucking empowered
And then empower your friends. ✌️ We taught lots of fine folks at the Boston Seafood Festival last Sunday to shuck. Woot! And it was delicious to see proud smiles, laughter, and the "ah ha moment" when they popped the hinge of the shell.
National Oyster Day was yesterday (woo-hoo!), and we want you to celebrate. Grab some friends this weekend, and get shucking.
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Shucking for the first time? SWEET.