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Kick it with Gowanbrae

Get out your kicks, this gent knows how to play. 

GOWANBRAEHe's blonde (v. handsome, a bit cocky), he sports a caramel drizzled, tear-drop shaped shell. Shades of yellow and khaki in his kit, he color coordinates perfectly with autumn eats. And his temperament strikes an even-keeled balance of brine forward and mineral undertones. Bonus: he'll keep sweet-talking you long after the last bite. 

briny | mineral undertones |  sweet-talker

3.0 - 3.25

Pairs Perfectly with:

  1. Après le dîner
  2. Beaucoup de vin
  3. Getting your kicks
  4. Upstreet Commons Pilsner

Shigoku sings a song

Hi, I'm Shigoku (cue the piña colada song)

I like the feel of the ocean,
And the taste of champagne
I'm not into yo-ga, (you know I'm a bi-valve) 
so I don't have a brain.

Though I'm grown out in Washing-ton
I taste salty like the dunes on the cape
I could be the love that you've looked for
Order me and escape

Did you know 

A wildly good time

It's a wild ride

And all the cool cats will come out to play, and by cool cats we don't mean the feline variety (though our cat Penny Lane knows a wildly good oyster when she sees one). We mean your friends, your crew, your people. Because this isn't an everyday Light Beer sort of oyster, this is a Kraft batch, distinct, rich, and they'll all want a taste. After all, we're talking about  WILDCAT.

Your ultimate guide to September bliss

September Bliss is yours

YAAAS. The kids are back to school. And you are back to sanity? Maybe. Who is, really? Maybe you don't have kids? Lucky. Just kidding. Or they're all grown up. Point is, we've created the ultimate handful to bring you September bliss. Because wherever you are in life, September comes hard and you deserve a vacation from your vacation.



Labor of Love ❤️ Meet the Founders

A labor of love

Dear Cult,

We're over the moon you've joined the cult to celebrate the badass bivalve that's delicious, nutritious, and working hard to save the oceans. It's almost Labor Day, and we'd like to say THANK YOU for working with us on our mission, and HELLO + WELCOME to all the new faces.

We're Sims + Rob, founders of Real Oyster Cult. We have four kids and an oyster farm in Duxbury, MA. Real Oyster Cult is a true labor of love. It's...